uputstvo za upotrebuthe user manual

SVEKRVAMOTHER-IN-LAWOLOGY

vodič za preživljavanjea survival guide

Šaljivi priručnik za preživljavanje. Klasifikacija svekrva po tipu, profesiji, pa čak i mirisu. Sa stilom, kafom i velikom kašikom strpljenja.

A tongue-in-cheek survival manual. Mothers-in-law classified by type, profession, even scent. Served with style, coffee, and a very large spoon of patience.

napisala Simona Ljapiswritten by Simona Ljapis

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Svekrva knjiga Mother-in-lawology book
1. izdanje1st edition
Dobro došli u svet u kom ljubav nije slepa: Welcome to a world where love isn't blind, samo nosi naočare za čitanje. it just needs reading glasses. Iz uvoda u svekrvologiju From the introduction to mother-in-law-ology

Upoznaj svekrveMeet the mothers-in-law

…i da, svaka slučajnost je namerna.

…and yes, every resemblance is intentional.

03 CEO porodiceFamily CEO Business Woman

Business Woman

Ona je šef. Njen sin je njen najveći projekat. A ti? Ti si startup u koji nije sigurna.

She's the boss. Her son is her biggest project. And you? You're a startup she's not sure about investing in.

❝ Gde se ti vidiš za pet godina?
❝ Where do you see yourself in five years?
02 Želela je ćerkuWanted a daughter Mama

Mama

Sitan rast, nežna građa, uvek blaga. Deluje umiljato, ali je opasna jer se ne možeš ljutiti.

Small in stature, gentle in build, always sweet. She seems harmless, which is exactly what makes her dangerous, you can't even get mad.

❝ Neću da se mešam, ali…
❝ I don't want to interfere, but…
08 Kulinarska misijaCulinary mission Kuvarica

KuvaricaThe Cook

Hrana je njena religija. Kulinarska tradicija — njena sveta misija. Ti? Ti nisi dovoljno sposobna.

Food is her religion. Culinary tradition, her sacred mission. You? You're just not quite up to it.

❝ A to ti tako spremaš? Pa dobro…
❝ Oh, that's how you make it? Well, alright then…
09 Limitirana serijaLimited edition Dama

DamaThe Lady

Elegantni model iz limitirane serije. Funkcioniše na parfem i komplimente, ne podnosi vlagu.

An elegant limited-edition model. Runs on perfume and compliments, cannot tolerate humidity.

❝ MI smo malo drugačiji…
❝ WE do things a little differently…
10 Telo = hramBody = temple Fitnes Guru

Fitnes GuruFitness Guru

Ljubav ne meri u zagrljajima, već u broju koraka na pedometru. I da, vidi te.

She doesn't measure love in hugs, but in steps on the pedometer. And yes, she sees you.

❝ Koliki ti je BMI?
❝ So, what's your BMI?

…i još 10 tipova

…and 10 more types

Pomagač, Instagram Queen, Komandant, Doktorka, Terapeut, Akademkinja, Umetnik, Inžinjer, Tech Guru i Eko Zorka.

The Helper, Instagram Queen, The Commander, The Doctor, The Therapist, The Academic, The Artist, The Engineer, Tech Guru, and Eco Warrior.

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Simona Ljapis
autorka the author
O autorki About the author

Simona Ljapis

Dizajner po obrazovanju, koučing terapeut po izboru, pisac po inspiraciji. Simona humor koristi kao odbrambeni mehanizam — ali i kao terapiju. „Uputstvo za upotrebu: Svekrva" je njena posveta svim snajkama: rame za plakanje, izazov za osmeh i podsetnik da niste same. Jer i mi snajke imamo prava. I granice. I osnovna ljudska osećanja.

A designer by training, a coaching therapist by choice, a writer by inspiration. Simona uses humor as a defense mechanism, and as therapy. "The User Manual: Mother-in-Law" is her tribute to daughters-in-law everywhere: a shoulder to cry on, a nudge toward a smile, and a reminder that you're not alone. Because we daughters-in-law have rights too. And boundaries. And basic human feelings.

„Posvećeno mojoj, jedinstvenoj."
"Dedicated to mine. One of a kind."
Designer Coach NLP Trainer Writer

Šta kažu snajkeWhat daughters-in-law say

„Pročitala sam je u jednom dahu, sakrivena u kupatilu. Spasila mi je nedeljni ručak."

"I read it in one sitting, hiding in the bathroom. It saved my Sunday lunch."

Milica · snajka 4 godineMilica · daughter-in-law, 4 years

„Prepoznala sam svoju već na 8. strani: Komandant, bez sumnje. Konačno me neko razume."

"I recognized mine by page 8: The Commander, no question. Finally, someone gets it."

Jelena · Novi SadJelena · Novi Sad

„Kupila sam tri primerka: sebi, sestri i, anonimno, svekrvi."

"I bought three copies: one for me, one for my sister, and one, anonymously, for my mother-in-law."

Anonimna snajka

Anonymous daughter-in-law

„Moja svekrva je uzela moj primerak. Sad mi ostavlja poruke na marginama. Crvenom hemijskom."

"My mother-in-law took my copy. Now she leaves notes in the margins. In red pen."

Ana · žrtva pasivno-agresivne recenzijeAna · victim of a passive-aggressive book review

Emociometar The Guilt-o-meter

Dijagram emocionalne uceneA diagram of emotional manipulation

0°C
„Samo pitam."
"Just asking."
20°C
„Tvoja majka drugačije to radi, izgleda."
"Your mother does it differently, I hear."
50°C
„Ali JA sam to sve prošla SAMA."
"But I went through all of that ALONE."
100°C
„Vidim da Vam više nisam bitna......"
"I see I don't matter to you anymore......"
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